Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything. — People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

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One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.” — Daniel Handler [Lemony Snicket], upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"   (via seaballads)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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Saoirse Ronan as Agatha in The Grand Budapest Hotel (x)

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